The Straight
When this little straight girl was asked to help out at the
Austin Pride Festival, I was honored and excited to do something positive for
people. People who I have watched
struggle unnecessarily in this world. Some of whom I know and love dearly. I had no idea what to expect as the pictures etched
into my mind from past reads were flamboyant, wild and out of control. I was ready for anything! I tried to put myself into the spirit of a
people who had perhaps only one weekend in “their" hometown where they were
surrounded by folks of different ages, colors, sizes and religions, who
understood them on a level that nobody else could. It would be a place where they could be
themselves, let loose, and celebrate the freedoms they struggled to protect, and those they aspire to secure. I fantasized it would be like when
I turned twenty-one and went out to celebrate my new freedom. I drank “screaming o” shots at a night club until I vomited. The hours between the first
shot and the commode are a celebratory wild and exciting indescribable blur. And I promise to keep it
that way.
The Gay
I know now why they have been given the name “Gay.” I was in the presence of the happiest group
of people, collectively glowing from joy, even without the glitter. There was no loud, ugly or boisterous behavior. This event was not used as an excuse to act
out, rather an opportunity to rejoice. The simple joy emanating from the
festival grounds was almost tangible. I
tried to steal as much of it as I could as I looked into the eyes of the people
who spoke to me, and hoped that I would, at some point in my life, have a day just
like theirs where I felt whole. The
folks who put this event together worked day and night in unbearable heat and nasty
dust storms, but not once did I hear them complain. It was a labor of love. I have never met such a large group of
polite, kind and soft spoken people.
Many covered in glitter, some in outrageous costumes, and all of them nice
to me.
The Fear
I honestly did have a smidgeon of fear going into this
weekend. The same kind that I have
sometimes going into a synagogue during turbulent times. There is so much hate in the world. Much of it comes from ignorance. All of it is dangerous. Surprisingly, I only witnessed two instances of hate during
the Austin Pride weekend. Both after the
parade. The first was when my date was
kind enough to carry my purse for me. He
knows I have a bad back and is one of the most thoughtful gentlemen that I know. A scary large man came up to us, angrily threw his hands in the air, called
him ugly names, and then walked off.
In his defense, from what I heard, he fell into the “ignorance” category. The second incident occurred when two women exchanged words, then one of them threw a rose, as hard as she absolutely could,
at the other woman. In her defense, from
what I heard, she deserved it.
The Pride
There were a few times that I cried this weekend. The beauty I witnessed was moving. Mostly
when straight, sometimes even redneck type fathers, brought their sons to my
booth to make sure the family had Pride shirts to commemorate in solidarity the
importance of this day. One adorable kid
wore a rainbow colored bow tie and carried an umbrella to match. We complimented the young man on being smart enough
to bring an umbrella to shade himself from the sun.
His father joined the conversation by adding “He wanted to bring his
fedora, but we all agreed the umbrella matched better with his outfit.” I can only hope I am as in tune to my children
as these parents were. The other times
were when I saw churches at the parade and festival that were brave enough to
publicly support their congregants and others who did not fit some of the
translations of their bible. They
preached about a god who loves everyone equally, and what made me cry was that
they meant it. The Pride Festival must
have been named for me too. I was so
proud of my humans.
The Equality
I was raised by professionals who grew up in the hippie
generation. I was taught to love everyone
equally. I taught my kids to be
colorblind and although it is not my most eloquent saying “Judge people only by
whether or not they are assholes.” I still don’t understand why gay people want to get
married though, other than the whole equality, freedom and benefits thing. It was not so fun for me. I find it difficult to believe in a government that wants to prevent these lovely people from getting married, but did not once try to stop me from straight marrying He Who Must Not Be Named. It just makes no sense. We were planted on this planet all the same, and blossomed so delightfully different from one another. It takes a bit of manure to make us grow stronger, and we do. It takes a bit of time to learn to share the sun, and we will.
I truly wasn’t sure if a little straight girl like me would be accepted in this group of people whose common denominator did not include me. Only one person actually asked me if I was gay. I answered honestly, and with pride. “No, I am not, but don’t judge me. I was born this way.”
