Maya (my 8 year old): I'm sorry you're so angry all the time.
Me: I'm not angry all the time. Why would you think that?
Maya: Because you go to a therapist.
Me: I go because I am sad and confused and want to learn how to be a good mom because you are sad and confused too.
Maya: Well that's stupid. Then why do they call it a "thera pissed?"
