Dear Vogue Magazine,
My
doctor insists that I start wearing glasses, as I am now over 20 years old.
Just a little bit. I have found that the eyewear that is considered stylish is
a smaller, petite type of glasses,
that does not allow for progressive lenses. Quite frankly, it also irritates
the crap out of me when I can see the stupid frames in my line of vision.
I wanted YOU to be the first to know that I have started a new trend, and
I am hopeful that it will catch on like a wildfire: Large Glasses! We can call
them: Glasses Couture. I have purchased some and I look absolutely
amazing in them. See my picture below:
Please print this on your next cover. Big glasses are IN!
Also, my doctor insists that I stop carrying heavy purses because of my new shoulder problems, as I am now over 20 years old. Just a little bit. I can't think of any better accessory that delivers comfort and accentuates the one thing that all of our fine young gangstas are rapping about. I have now brought back an old trend: Fanny Packs! We can call it: Asses Couture. See my design below:
Please print this on your next cover. Fanny packs are IN!
Just trying to keep the "hot" in hot flashes, the "hip" in hip replacement, and the "men" around for menopause.
Sincerely,
Rachelle
