Dear Vogue Magazine,
My
doctor insists that I start wearing glasses, as I am now over 20 years old.
Just a little bit. I have found that the eyewear that is considered stylish is
a smaller, petite type of glasses,
that does not allow for progressive lenses. Quite frankly, it also irritates
the crap out of me when I can see the stupid frames in my line of vision.
I wanted YOU to be the first to know that I have started a new trend, and
I am hopeful that it will catch on like a wildfire: Large Glasses! We can call
them: Glasses Couture. I have purchased some and I look absolutely
amazing in them. See my picture below:
Please print this on your next cover. Big glasses are IN!
Also, my doctor insists that I stop carrying heavy purses because of my new shoulder problems, as I am now over 20 years old. Just a little bit. I can't think of any better accessory that delivers comfort and accentuates the one thing that all of our fine young gangstas are rapping about. I have now brought back an old trend: Fanny Packs! We can call it: Asses Couture. See my design below: