Dear Tom aka Laura (New Woman),
Enjoy urinating every time you sneeze, crying when you're happy, crying when you're sad, having to wear a sports bra to jog, experiencing 12 emotions all in a row, black men wanting sandwiches, making less money, not being called a baller if you have a one night stand, waxing, waxing everything, mean girls, being objectified if your pretty, being oppressed if you are not, spanx, yeast, nobody high fiving you when you fart in public, wearing shoes that hurt and never being able to write your name in the snow again. Ever.
Sincerely,
Rachelle (Old Woman)
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