"The Blog" sounds so much like "The Blob" and I see why as I sit on my ass in front of the computer writing all day. Did you know the ass was strategically placed out of a person's line of vision for a reason? Yep, self esteem. I plan to be more like The Blob and eat everything that stands in my way. Metaphorically speaking, of course. It has been a long, rough, bitch of a journey. It hasn't killed me. It hasn't made me stronger. Pretty sure that means I'm a Zombie. So, next time you see me, RUN, don't walk, because just like The Blob, I am indescribable, indestructable, and nothing can stop me! Ya - not true. That was the self esteem talking. Because I'm still sitting on my ass. Welcome to The Blog.
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